backwards-and-in-high-heels said: ◆ Because I'm obsessed with myself. And ¤ but please give your full name and bring joy to the masses.
I think you are simultaneously adorable and immensely terrifying and that is a dangerous combination. I’m grateful that we’re friends partially because I’m afraid of what it would be like on the other side of that.
And my full name is Theodore Basil Wielinski
I love when people fear me. I’m close to tearing up, dude. That’s so sweet.